Their horsemanship skills left something to be desired, but hot damn! They looked good. And boy, were they fast on the backs of those fine gentlemen.
They were strong and flexible and able to draw attention to their cause in the most unusual ways.
Man, could Lady Marmalade dance on a horse!
They were peaceful and compassionate and quite in tune with the forest and the animals.
They were a force to be reckoned with, and their fine english manners and accents were obviously not well-rehearsed, but made all who came into contact with them laugh and dance and shed their boring old clothing with glee!
Finely woven vintage gloves protected their dainty hands from the elements and forces of evil.
Lady Charlotte Axeman, though only 3 feet tall, battled the world of hard-to-wear-lengths of skirts with strength and assurance!
Lovely Lady Lumps took crap from everyone...I mean.... no one!
Shades of yellow were worn by all, despite what their mothers' told them about their skin tone!
Lady Bob of the Lake was, in fact, wearing pants despite the nude look of her English riding gear.
The menswear look was made feminine by Lady Marmalade!
Allover lace, red-riding cloaks, vintage furs, and Wayfarers became uniform and standard to all! You go Lady Lumps!
Hot Black Coffee in Stanley thermos's, parasols that are not water-proof-what-so-ever and tiny straw hats were worn with pride and swagger by the likes of Lady Brabury!
The band, after driving away the forces of pilled up cotton dresses and ill-fitting pants suits, celebrated with a feast of delicious proportions!
Oh boy! Peppers stuffed with meat and cheese! Does it get any better????
The forest was alive with light and springtime aromas, as well as the revelery of the picnicing clothes-whores.
Who says one can't hike in a forest-floor-sweeping dress and a designer handbang? Boosh to the doubters! We ladies can have it all!
Fallen logs were no obstacle! Neither was the roaring creek. Their footing was sure and their voices were loud!
At the day's end, and with the world filled with confidence, style and fresh clothing with SCHIBAM, the band of fashion regulators toated their efforts, removed their fine footwear, and showed the world what fun playing dress up can still be when you're an adult!
They all lived happily ever after....
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