These little man Piggies went to market.

These little piggies stayed home. Not! Nobody's gonna stay home in these new man shoes!
These Huaraches from Jeffrey Campbell are essential men's shoes for the hot Summer months, especially for those men with sweaty feet! So i guess i mean ALL OF THEM! They allow your feet to breath through the woven genuine leather, and they look badass at the same time.

"I never take mine off!" says Jordon. "And, if I did it wouldn't matter because all the people around me aren't burdened by my stinky feet any longer!"

Low-top lace-up Zuricks! (Also in black.) Perfect for that smokin' in the boy's room private school look. Preppy yet rebellious all at once. Loosen up that tie, roll up your sleeves and throw these on your piggies. You'll surely be sent to the deans office, but all the women waiting at the school gate will be well worth that forty-five minute after school detention!

If your name is Pierre, or if you wish your name was Pierre, or Jock, or something hot and Euro, then these are your shoe. Easy for kickin' around town, and easy to kick off by the lake.